Chrissie Jay Sews: When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons...

Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!

I don't want your damn lemons!

What am I supposed to do with these?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!

WITH THE LEMONS!

I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that

BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Ahh Portal 2. While I haven't actually played the game (...yeah. Don't judge me too harshly), I saw this pattern while I was shopping around on Etsy, and knew that I had to buy it.

Pretty much since I started stitching this I knew what I wanted to do with it - make a cute little banner thing with a bright, lemon-yellow fabric. It turned out pretty much how I'd planned, and I love it!

It's sitting up near the end of my desk to brighten that area up and to well, remind me to kick some ass when life's handing out lemons.

It is a pretty good thing to remember :)

See you Friday!
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